Gamora: I was adopted.
Loki: Me too!
Gamora: My "father" slew my parents in battle.
Loki: Wow, same here!
Gamora: He killed them right in front of me.
Loki: I was just an infant so I don't really...
Gamora: He changed me...
Loki: Mother was the one who changed me, actually...
Gamora: Tortured me...
Loki: Father could really raise his voice sometimes, hurt my ears and my feelings...
Gamora: Turned me into an assassin. Used me as a weapon.
Gamora: I turned on him because I knew I finally had to stand up and do what's right.
Loki: Yes... look, this is getting awkward so...
rowena: i'm looking over the plans
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.